Josh Hamilton is a baseball cyborg. That’s all you need to know. What you probably didn’t know is the fact that 15 other guys have hit four home runs in one game like Hamilton did on Tuesday night against the Orioles. 15! That’d be like me putting in five full days of work and then finding out everyone else in the world did too. And quite frankly, that’s not a world I want to live in.
It’s important to note that there were more people at my college graduation party than there were at this game.